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Zack Grimes
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23 October
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Unauthorized use of Owtkast023's materials, characters, images, sounds, odors, severed limbs, noodles,
wierd dreams, strange looking fruit, oxygen, and certain parts of Jupiter are strictly forbidden.
If I find you violating, or molesting my property in any way, I will employ a pair of burly convicts to find you,
kidnap you, and perform god-awful sexual experiments on you until you lose the ability to sound out vowels.
I don't know why you are still reading this, but by doing so you have proven that you have far too much time
on your hands, and you should go plant a tree, or read a book or something.















"Life is like an incessant series of problems, all so difficult, with brutal choices and a time limit. The single worst thing we can do is to make no choice while we're waiting for the answer to come to us. You must make the best decision in a split second. We are nothing like God. Not only are our powers limited; we sometimes are driven to become the devil himself."









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